The Moose Is Loose

Beware Sarcasm, Fandom & Antlers

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avengemymischief:

That awkward moment when two master assassins resort to hair pulling and biting

 #the mating rituals of the black widow and the hawk are complex and beautiful #here we have a male trying to assert his dominance over the female by pulling her hair (a common foreplay technique among her kind) #not to be cowed so easily; the female retaliates by sinking her fangs into the hawks vulnerable wings #having found each other worthy the two then mate frantically for several hours at a time #this phenomenon can be witnessed at several confirmed mating sites such at budapest

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thedailywhat: So This Happened of the Day: Narcissist chef Anthony Bourdain swung by the Great GoogaMooga Festival in Brooklyn over the weekend for a little Q&A — at which a little girl asked Bourdain how he’d cook a unicorn: He would roast the loin, grill the legs, braise the forequarter and use the horn to pick your teeth with after the meal. For the record, unicorn marrow is delicious, he says. Well, she asked. Not sure which is more creepy, though: Bourdain’s answer or a little girl who wants to cook a unicorn. [blastr] Oh Guy, what are you doing?

thedailywhat:

So This Happened of the Day: Narcissist chef Anthony Bourdain swung by the Great GoogaMooga Festival in Brooklyn over the weekend for a little Q&A — at which a little girl asked Bourdain how he’d cook a unicorn:

He would roast the loin, grill the legs, braise the forequarter and use the horn to pick your teeth with after the meal. For the record, unicorn marrow is delicious, he says.

Well, she asked. Not sure which is more creepy, though: Bourdain’s answer or a little girl who wants to cook a unicorn.

[blastr]

Oh Guy, what are you doing?

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Steve Rogers is still the same man. What makes him Captain America to begin with is that he is a selfless person. So even though he has things to adjust to and a certain degree of conflict in his life, I think the fact that he’s willing to handle the challenge is what makes him who he is. So even though there is struggle, even though there is an acceptance that everyone you know in the world is dead - that you’ve missed seventy years of life, that you’re completely alone - there’s options. You can either pout, or you can suck it up and deal with it. And I think that’s just the nature of who Steve Rogers is. So it’s not the best time in his life, but he’s coping.
Chris Evans (The Art of Marvel’s The Avengers)

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When he’s called upon to help his country, he puts his country’s problems before his own. I think there’s a subtle part of him that’s looking to get back in the suit. I think that’s where he feels he has purpose, and I think that’s where he feels he has comfort. So despite the fact that he’s having a difficult time adjusting, I think deep down what he really wants to do is what he used to do best, which is defend and help.
Chris Evans on Steve Rogers (The Art of Marvel’s The Avengers)

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Donya:
Plus. I'm an unapologetic geek :P
Me:
Last night me and some guildies were talking about how to be subtle geeks.
Me:
My response was "I'm about as subtle as a Mjolnir to the face."
Donya:
Yep. That sounds pretty accurate for me too :P
Me:
I was drinking lemonade from my Avengers mug at the time too
Donya:
/laughing
Me:
It made it taste like freedom
Donya:
Oh god. I'm actually cracking up. Stop that :P
Me:
Sweet, lemony freedom.